zayn would be that boyfriend who brings chinese and lays on the couch with you and puts his hand under your shirt and rubs your tummy when you’re having cramps fml
why do this to me
you can practically feel the sass, omfg.
Listen, bitches. Sit the fuck down. Put your motherfuckin seat belts on, and love me. I am your queen for the evening.
For once Nickelodeon…. you did something right. A f*cking +
Nice job guys….
Note: Our relationship has NOT changed therefore I still HATE YOU…
how liam took time to say “sorry this is a long message” omg just that’s so like him i want to cry like bless your soul Liam just ugh
Niall’s new motto: “Not my baby, not my problem.”
Me in about 10 years:
- Me: *sitting in my bedroom by myself* Oh my god....My water Just broke...
- Me: NIALL!
- Niall: Yes Princess?
- Me: .......*realizes*
- Me: Never Mind!
- Me: *Diall's phone*
- Harry: Hello?
- Me: Harry, I'm going into labor.